Handcrafted Penis Soap
Handcrafted penis soap,
delightful to behold.
We can make them quite demure
or make them bright & bold.
In gorgeous scents & colors,
each comes upon a rope.
And as you may have guessed by now,
this ain’t your grandma’s soap!
You won’t find them in the aisle
of a box store or boutique.
You’ll find them here at Soap Fetish -
the penis soap you seek!
So if you like to have a laugh,
or know someone that might,
Our handcrafted penis soap
will fill you with delight!
The quality of our soaps is ahhhh-mazing, if we do say so ourselves. They are all handcrafted here in Las Vegas, NV USA, using the finest cosmetic-grade glycerines, micas, fragrances, butters and essential oils. Our penis shaped soaps - like all our body parts - are funny AND fantastic.
We offer over 150 scents: Florals, fruits, colognes, musks, wines, coffees, cannabis, tobacco, you name it. Colors? Uh...yeah, got em’ all, and we’re always happy to customize.
Each of our penis shaped soaps come with their own name tags, which we think are pretty funny. But...if you or whomever you’re buying for has a pet name for their wiener (we KNOW you have one!), just ask and we’ll send it with your requested name. No extra charge!!!
Lastly, all of our wieners are purely fictitious. A resemblance to ANY wiener, living or otherwise, would be purely coincidental. And amazingly weird! We appreciate your sense of humor - thank you for shopping at Soap Fetish, where getting clean gets a little bit dirty