General Product Disclosures
Just as in real life, wieners never taste as good as they look. They’re definitely NOT made for human consumption, but they all smell so fabulous that sometimes you just want to take a bite. Well, DON’T DO IT! Show some restraint and always keep them away from children and pets. And remember, they are for EXTERNAL USE ONLY. We definitely recommend using a soap dish, like our hand cut (made in the USA), untreated wood ones. They wick moisture away from the soaps and protect your countertops. Some of our vibrant colors may stain or discolor certain materials. In addition to the delectable scents, our soaps contain fabulous glycerin, cool colors, and the right amount of glam*. Everything is made here – by hand – in Las Vegas, Nevada, USA. Slight variations may occur, as these little beauties are all original; none are exactly alike but all are precious! Any props used in photographs, including but not limited to, hats, glasses, shoes, guitars, stockings, etc., are NOT included with any purchase.
And SHRINKAGE is guaranteed – it’s soap, right?! You’ve heard the old saying “if you don’t use it you lose it?” Well, when it comes to our soap, you just gotta use it. You still lose it, but it’s such great soap. Then you come back to Soap fetish and get some more. That works.
We don’t like returning things ourselves – what a pain – but we definitely want happy customers. So, if you’re not satisfied with your purchase you may return the item(s) within 14 days of receipt and we’ll exchange it or give you credit only. Sorry, shipping costs will not be refunded. This excludes custom orders. Items must be in original packaging and in unused condition. While our policy is firm – there’s a punch line waiting to happen – we will do everything we can to make your experience with us a positive one. We don’t want to be dicks about it. We also reserve the right to limit the products or services to any person or geographic area.
Shipping and Fondling, er Handling
We make everything to order: we don’t just leave these little darlings lying about, waiting to go to their new digs. And if it’s not on our website – a custom order – we want to make them just right, so we might need an extra day or two. Generally, our deliveries go out within 3-5 business days. If it’s a huge, custom order, like party/convention gift bags, or some of our bachelorette parties (there are some fun brides-to-be out there!), it may take a bit longer. We will let you know once we receive your order. If you have any questions about your custom order just give us a call at 702-550-9633. If we’re not up to our eyeballs in wieners we will definitely answer the phone! Soap fetish reserves the right to update and change shipping methods without prior notice but is currently using the US Postal Service.
Soap Fetish only collects personal information when you request our services and only uses the information collected to provide those services for you. If you choose to make a purchase, you will be asked to provide contact information (such as your name and shipping address) and financial information (such as your credit card number and expiration date). This information is used for billing purposes and to process your order. Soap Fetish handles all of this data with utmost confidentiality. Soap Fetish, LLC., and its officers and employees is not responsible for any damage, loss or injury to any person or property by use of our products. Payment to Soap Fetish, LLC is your acknowledgement that you agree and that you accept this statement and release Soap Fetish, LLC., from any/all liability.
*All soaps are made – by hand – in Las Vegas, NV and ingredients’ country of origin is the good ‘ol USA! All ingredients are FDA approved for use in cosmetics, and are skin and lip safe. But remember, they are for EXTERNAL USE ONLY! You’ll find a comprehensive list of ingredients below, but if you need more info, please check out the website:
It has a lot of great info!
The glycerin contains Sorbitol, propylene glycol, water, sodium stearate, sodium laureth sulfate, sodium myristate, sodium cocoyl, isethionate, glcerin and triethanolamine. Our colors are dyes used in the manufacturing of cosmetics. Their ingredients include, but are not limited to, water, propylene glycol, benzophenone-4, triethanolamine, tetrasodium EDTA, methylparaben, propylparaben, orange 4; reds 33 and/or 40; yellow 5; green 5; orange 4; blue 1; and/or ext violet 2. Our matte black and cobalt pigments include iron oxides and ultramarines, propylene glycol, benzophenone-4, diazolidinyl urea, methylparaben and EDTA.