Soap fetish...where getting clean gets a little bit dirty
Funny Soap for Funny People!
We offer hand-crafted soap for the mature consumer, with a love of fine suds and a good sense of humor!
Welcome to Soap Fetish
Yep, it's all soap!
We're not an X-rated site, just good, "clean" fun. Besides our famous "body parts," we do make sports and Vegas-themed soaps, as well as some fabulous scrubs. Just letting you know, you will see some adult-themed products in the mix! Custom orders are welcomed and encouraged.
Rest assured, no wieners, boobs, booties or beaves were harmed during the making of these soaps. Our creations are purely fictitious: any resemblance to an actual body part, living or otherwise, is divine coincidence. They are totally - and lovingly - hand-crafted of fine, cosmetic-grade glycerines, body butters, colorants, micas, essential & fragrance oils, etc. They are fun to look at and great to use!
Be a fabulous gift-giver
They probably don't have one of these already!
They probably don't have one of these already!
They probably don't have one of these already!
We have lots of fun names and colors to choose from, but want a specific eye, lip or face color? A favorite scent? We give extra service - no extra charge!
Want to personalize or have a theme in mind?
They probably don't have one of these already!
They probably don't have one of these already!
We can create a gift box theme, like this camo beauty, using favorite scents and colors - something that matches the bathroom or your bridal colors. Custom labeling, too!
Make 'em laugh!
They probably don't have one of these already!
For the person that has everything
Something about seeing a Dick dangling in the shower, a booty on the bathtub or a boob at the kitchen sink...a smile comes with every soap:)
For the person that has everything
For the person that has everything
For the person that has everything
Say Yes-la to the Tesla! If they have a Tesla, they want this soap. If they don't have one, just tell them you got them a Tesla, and this one doesn't even need electricity!
What happens in Vegas...
For the person that has everything
Face, body and hand scrubs
can be celebrated in your very own shower! In addition to our iconic "Welcome" sign, Vegas Golden Knights & Las Vegas Raiders are now memorialized...in suds! And the Kansas City Chiefs? What can I say, I still adore my hometown (Ma-homes town!).
Face, body and hand scrubs
For the person that has everything
Face, body and hand scrubs
We have booty soaps and then some soaps that really kick some booty! We offer caffeinating, pore-cleansing, skin-healing, body-polishing and grime-busting scrubs, destined to become your favorites.