His full name is "I’m such a Dick," but that was a bit too long for our web guy to keep typing. And we love our web guy, so, Dick it is! A legend in his own pants (aren’t they all?), we agree he does smell as good as he looks.
Much-anticipated, these girls deserve a little fanfare, so...TA DAAAAA! We proudly introduce our gorgeous, sudsy & delectably-scented vajayjays, the newest addition to our Soap Fetish family. We think you'll be saying "GEE, this is the SPOT for great soap!" Customs available, of course!
BOOBS, GLORIOUS BOOBS! From HEADLIGHTS to KNOCKERS, or, NANCIES to TORPEDOES, there's no shortage of nicknames for these beautiful mounds. And no shortage of possibilities for these fabulous, sudsy, fun bags! Have your own color/scent combo in mind? Just let us know. And remember, for each set ordered with a yellow or pink ribbon, a donation of $1 will go to a worthy cause...just one more reason to wash your hands!
Tantalizing tush, delectable derriere, ravishing rump? No matter what you call 'em, these bottoms are tops! In gorgeous hues & scents, these sudsy buns are definitely an ass-et to any kitchen or bath. And the old saying 'counters are for glasses, not for asses' no longer applies: we think our asses should be on every available countertop!
We're obviously pretty bum-crazy around here (see "Kiss on the Cheek!"), but we just can't seem to help ourselves. And we're not the only ones: seems everyone appreciates a swell tail, a bodacious booty or fabulous fanny! Smashing color palettes, divine scents and a bit of whimsy adorn these brilliant buns, and each is unique and eye-catching. Customs available, of course!
Our ‘Face Soap’ offers you fine suds and plenty of glam. He’s a hunk in more ways than one, weighing in around 8 ounces: he measures approximately 4 inches tall, 2.5 inches wide and nearly 2 inches deep. Like all our soaps, he’s available in a variety of scents, colors, names, etc., and custom requests are accepted.
Everyone loves a good handjob, right? We think you’ll love ours; they’re in kick-ass colors, cool metallics and fabulous scents. And they're always a pleasant surprise in the powder room or guest bath. Available in custom color & scents, of course. Just send us an email or give us a call @702-550-9633.
Our Little Peckers come together in the most exciting ways. They range from rocker glam and black tie chic to tone on tone . . . on tone. All of our "specialty acts" - Sweet P, Who's Your Daddy, Superheroes, Black Tie, Rockers, Hey Mon, Family Jewels, Main Squeeze & Rainbows - come in their own gift box, at only $15 for each threesome.
Pick any 3 or more single-color Little Peckers - YES, YOU CAN MIX & MATCH! - and we'll include a free "I Heart Handjob" bumper sticker while supplies last! And remember, WE DO CUSTOMS: Bachelorette parties, birthdays, party favors...just pick your colors & scents and we'll make them spectacular!